Why yes, she looks like a real writer now, – trite
As she types and squints through reading glasses.
In strange frequency (she thanks you very much)
She’s reading My Wicked Wicked Ways on page 95.
Light reading from Sharon Elwell’s retired shelf
Surely puts honesty back in the palm of her hands.
And in case anybody’s reading the Red Bandana she says,
Ants On The Melons is peppier. And for your information,
All the dirty dishes in the world will certainly wait,
until she’s done reading all the books with red covers.