President Obama and speaker of the house John Boehner gave the traditional turkey pardon to a 48 pound bird named, “Cheese,”
from Fort Recovery, Ohio.
When asked for a response, the bird
criticized the pair for not granting him the same Disneyland asylum Marshmallow and Yam received under former President Bush in 2005.
No comment has been made by the White House.
prompted by Poetic Asides