Something’s happening in Hollywood! It’s 71 degrees, so leave your jacket at home. Bring cash. Parking is insane. They are blocking off streets and rolling in bleacher stands.
On Hollywood and Vine there’s a man with a live reptile necklace so steer your children clear, or usher them in to see Jekyll and Hyde, provided they’re over the age of five. West Side Story opens in April when Jeff Probst stops talking…and “for the next five minutes, folks, you can purchase anything inside this Boulevard store for five dollars.”
Waxy blondes, Marilyn Monroe and Mary Hart, welcome you to Sid’s Chinese Theatre. Crowds beat marble stars under their feet. Poor Harry Hamlin is cracked and sinking unlike his well maintained (you know what I’m saying) wife.
Beware of gimmicks and look for free validation. Wear a costume and charge for pictures. A twenty-something in the cross walk tows her rolling suitcase and a man is pulling a boat size bag; what’s in the bag?! You can drive over to Venice Beach, but parking’s just as insane. Something’s happening in Hollywood, alright! If you stay home you just might miss all the
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