Joke 584

A funny word from The Laughing Housewife today–as I recover from yesterday’s roller-skating party & little girl sleepover

The Laughing Housewife

I heard this joke at the laughter conference I attended last week.

A vicar decided to drop in on one of his parishioners.  It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.  Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.

The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.

Revelation 3:20 reads: “Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.”

Genesis 3:10 reads: “And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.”

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